Given the Primaries, Prove Obama > Clinton

A Comparison Between The Two Democratic Candidates With No Regards To The Issues They Stand For

As of the timestamp of this post, Barack Obama is in the lead for the Democrats with 1,262 Delegates to Hillary Clinton's 1,213. John McCain is going to win on the Republicans, and I have no idea why Mike Huckabee is still running.

I also picked up the Daily Show's Indecision 2004 DVD from the library today, and wow, you have no idea how much I'm looking forward to Election Night 2008. I have approximately 5.33*10^4 grams of homework to do, so naturally, I'm posting on my blog.

The following is the result of a random brainwave today at around 1:09PM.

In no order whatsoever,
1. "Obama" is a lot more fun to say than "Clinton" or "Hillary"
2. Obama's father was a goat herder. Lol?
3. Obama's face looks much better on a t-shirt. Clinton's face is generally only acceptable to be printed on clothing that is worn during or around Halloween.
4. Barack Hussein Obama: It's in the name. Barack sounds like "Iraq" depending on how you pronounce it, his middle name is Hussein, and Obama of course, sounds like Osama. In other words, he's perfect for America.
5. Barack Obama's Facebook group has 468,554 members. Hillary Clinton's largest group on Facebook has 843,016 members; Unfortunately, that's the Stop Hillary Clinton: (One Million Strong AGAINST Hillary) group. The 1,000,000 Strong For Stephen T Colbert group has 1,388,311 members and once had over 1.5 million members, but he isn't running.
6. Obama does not come with Bill Clinton. I don't know if that's a good or bad thing, but it sure fills up space.
7. Hillary Clinton is actually the Joker. Thank you for that enlightening fact, Encyclopedia Dramatica.
Therefore, Barack Obama > Hillary Clinton.
QED.